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Rocks. Know what? I'm lazy. OH DUDE! I totally forgot that I actually already typed something up to put in here.


YESSSSSS…..

August 27, 2005
Dude…. Today is awesome.
So, last night I decided to take a nap at like 8 pm. Well… I didn’t wake up till 7:40 am when my alarm clock went off meaning I had to hurry and get to the meeting place for my social psych field trip.

I wasn’t able to really do all I needed (like eat) before I was like… crap, I’d better like run. So I got there and then we ended up actually waiting a half hour before leaving. So I could have been late after all.

We started off with a prayer… which… was awesome, like, totally unexpected (however, we couldn’t really expect anything since all we knew was we needed a lunch, a pencil, and a nickel). We drove about ten to fifteen minutes to a church! Again, awesome… especially since I think all of us were LDS.

When we got out, we went to the cultural hall (set up like a gym for those that don’t know) and were separated into two teams. The somethings with 8 people and my team, the Cobras, with 7 people. I was one of the three people who decided to be goalies.

Basically, we all had newspaper bats and the object was to get the ball across the end line on either side. No penalty for outs, just had to wait for the ball to be thrown back in by the professor.

I blocked a ton of shots, including getting a duct tape ball in the neck in order to block. He he…. I only missed two I think. It was a LOT of fun.

We then did like… an alternative to the dating game using questions to just like, get to know the people sitting across from us. Also a lot of fun.

We were then put laying down shoulder to shoulder alternating which way your feet went, and my professor body surfed over us. That… is hilarious, especially since when he would fall, he would just stay there for like fifteen seconds to see if they could get him back up again.

Then we played tic tac toe only with six by six and you had to have five. Two different boards.

Then in groups of two or three, we made straw rafts in ten minutes and saw who could get the raft that would carry the most pennies.

Then we had lunch (teacher provided cookies and some breakfast bars and pop).

Let’s see… then we got in four groups and received 5 or 7 clues to find out one of four possible riddles. Only one representative could go negotiate with groups to get the clues. It was SO much fun. We did the riddle that you have to get people over the river. AND WE WON! Ha ha… I was so excited. Like, I really got into it, it was my favorite.

Then we split into two groups to figure out a maze kinda. Like, there was only one good path to take to get to the end, and we just had a blank graph sheet to figure out how to get there. Each person had two sections of the map to memorize in one minute. If you took the wrong way, one person died and could no longer contribute. It was awesome, our group made it with 5 out of eight surviving. The other group only had three left alive. This was the FIRST time the professor has ever had both groups succeed. Also really interesting and fun.

Oh, and throughout this, we had like a five page thing to finish. Like…. First day of class, we filled out this sheet like…. Of interesting things about ourselves… and professor had taken like…. More than three, less than six things about each person and we had to figure out who had done what.

Overall…. Awesome. We finished at 4:30. Half hour earlier than expected. Again…. It was a TON of fun. I’m so glad I didn’t sleep in.

It's impressive how accurate...

this is..... like, I was impressed *Mind that there's swearing*

30 things you need to do for a girl

This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

Back... right

Yeah, so been back for a while just lazy. Alaska.... amazing.

I hate it.... like... when you have something that like.... has mattered to you, and then you like.... grow past it.... and like.... can't stand having it, but can't stand getting rid of it.... like, what do you do?